He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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