hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Can I color on your dick again?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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