can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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