Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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