Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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