"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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