I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Where is the hickey?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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