When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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