what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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