You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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