I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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