Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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