Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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