I wish I could teleport
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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