When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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