they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
3pm strippers are depressing
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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