He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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