Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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