So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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