? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
why do cheetos always look like penises
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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