I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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