My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I DEMAND FORESKIN
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
