Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You may now shotgun with the bride
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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