Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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