Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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