I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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