I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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