we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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