you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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