I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
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i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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