I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Randomize
