there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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