I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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