I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
its not stalking. its research.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
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I am spending my child support on dildos
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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