the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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