yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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