Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I hate all girls vehemently.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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