if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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