Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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