Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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