omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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