no you cant smoke seaweed
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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