Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
