that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm always down for nudity.
You did what with his pubic hair?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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