If that was your dad, he is hot
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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