Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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