i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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