To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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