i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize