would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
MIDGETS
????
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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