We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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