Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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