I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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