Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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