weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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