There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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