I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
