I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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