Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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