Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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